“sex & the city”
“It’s like the older we get, the more we keep self-selecting down to a smaller and smaller group!”
“models & mortals”
Charlotte: I just know – no matter how good I feel about myself, if I see Christy Turlington, I just want to give up.
Miranda: [matter of factly] Well, I just want to tie her down and force-feed her lard, but that’s the difference between you and me.
“bay of married pigs”
Charlotte: I hate it when you’re the only single person at a dinner party and they all look at you like you’re a -
Carrie: Loser?
Miranda: Leper.
Samantha: Whore.
“valley of the twenty-something guys”
“I-I can’t, Brian, I can’t. I-I-I want to, but I can’t. I-I-I mean, actually, no that’s not true – I don’t want to, or maybe I do, I don’t know what I want, but I’m afraid if I don’t then you’ll dump me and if I do then I’ll be the “up-the-butt” girl. I don’t want to be the ”up-the-butt” girl because I mean, men don’t marry the ”up-the-butt” girl - who ever heard of Mrs. Up The Butt? No no no, I can’t. I want children and nice bedding and I just can’t handle this right now.”
“the monogamists”
“I don’t like putting it in my mouth – I have a very sensitive gag reflex and it makes me wanna puke.”
