“sex & the city”

“By the time you reach your mid-thirties, you think – why should I settle?…you know?”

Miranda: Are you saying that I’m not pretty enough?
Skipper: No no no – no - ‘course you are
Miranda: So if so facto, I can’t be interesting? Women either fall into two categories – beautiful and boring or homely and interesting, is that what you’re saying, Skippy?
Skipper: heheh, that’s not what I meant -
Miranda: Is this your hand on my knee?
Skipper: [yanks his hand away]….No -
Miranda:  Alright – let’s just keep ‘em where I can see ‘em, alright?!

“Models & Mortals”

“What I wanna know is – when did all the men get together and decide that they would only get it up for giraffes with big breasts?”

“valley of the twenty-something guys”

Charlotte:  [puzzled] I don’t know how you can date that younger guy – I mean, they’re so scattered and unfocused -
Miranda:  We’re not dating – it’s a fuck thing.

Skipper:  They stopped making martinis, so I got you us two rum & cokes, is that okay?
Miranda:  Well, I hate rum, and I hate coke, but thanks.

[to Charlotte regarding anal sex] “Ok, It’s all  about control.  If he goes “up there”, there’s gonna be a shift in power – either he’ll have the upper hand or you will.  Now there’s a certain camp that believes that whoever holds the dick holds the power, but - (to cab driver) Hello!  You’re driving! – but the question is – if he goes up your butt, will he respect you more or respect you less – that’s the issue.”

“the power of female sex”

Miranda: If he so much as suggests what she’s suggesting – you give me a call and we’ll sue the hell outta him.  That’s the only proper way to trade sex for power.
Samantha: [disbelief] I can’t believe what I’m hearing – you’re like the Harvard Law Lorena Bobbitt!

“secret sex”

“She’s not gonna have sex.  She’s just gonna…lool like sex.”

Forget the math, just don’t fuck on a first date – you’re fine.

“the monogamists”

“Oral sex is like God’s gift to women – you can get off without getting pregnant.”

I only give head to get head!

Who was that self-important bitch?