“bay of married pigs”

Waiter: Would you like some fresh pepper?
Samantha:  [sexual connotations] Oh, honey, I’d love some fresh pepper…in fact,  I think everyone at this table could use a lot of fresh pepper.

“You know, married women are threatened because we can have sex any time, any where, with any one.”

“valley of the twenty-something guys”

(Samantha wakes Carrie up with a phone call)
Samantha:  [ethereal] I am so fucked
Carrie:  [concerned] What’s wrong?
Samantha:  No, I mean literally.  I have been fucked every way you can be fucked.
Carrie:  If you keep talking like that, I’m gonna have to charge you by the minute.
Samatha:  We did it with him on top, me on top, me on my side
Carrie: Him on his side?
Samantha:  Oh God, yes.   On his back, on his side, on his face.  Have you ever done that?
Carrie: It’s too early to remember.
Samantha:  Well do it immediately.  It is fabulous – these guys in their 20s, they are up for anything.

“Front?  Back?  Who cares?  A hole is a hole.”

“the power of female sex”

“I’m just saying that men and women are equal opportunity exploiters.”

Money is power.  Sex is power.  Therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.

“secret sex”

“The women who wrote that book, they wrote it because they couldn’t get laid.  [regarding "the rules" book]  So they constructed this whole bullshit theory to make women who can get laid feel bad.”

Reality check – a guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can as if you wait until the tenth

“the monogamists”

[regarding oral sex] Plus, the sense of power is such a turn-on.  Maybe you’re on your knees, but you’ve got him by the balls.